Exactly How Dumb 'Glamour' Readers Are
Over at Glamour, the lads are still competing to see who will be the next advice columnist "Jake," and our former Intern Neel is trying to charm his putative fanbase with blog posts about... well, about his sketchy booty-calling ways. Nice one, Neel! But some of his highfalutin' literary references seem to be whizzing right over these readers' pretty little heads. For example, that booty-text-etiquette post was headlined, "Paging Emily Post," referring to the etiquette expert. Neel had Bradshawishly closed his musings with a query: "Do you guys really want a phone call the day after a drunk hookup call, even if it's awkward?" A commenter responded:
I'm pretty sure that all of my regrettable/not-someone-I-was-dating-or-interested-in hookups are better off not getting in touch with me after the fact, I mean, that's the reason we're not dating in the first place! That being said, sounds like Emily has a thing for Neel!
