• Anne Heche's soon to be ex claims that the actress is "delusional" and shouldn't be given full custody of their kid. Heche's lawyers fired back a statement claiming that the former cameraman just wants more of Heche's money. It's all so Federline-Spearsy! [TMZ]
  • Heche also partied to a Lohanian extent at The Box the other night. [Page Six]
  • A stylist has charged Oprah's Broadway production of The Color Purple with bias against "people of color." I know, right? [Page Six]
  • Hilary and Haylie Duff rank above Coco and Ice-T in the celebrity hierarchy, in case you're making some kind of a graph. [Page Six]
  • Mary Louise Parker is back on the market again. [R&M, 2nd item]
  • "I do what I want to do. I just live my life and never give a shit how it looks," Kevin Spacey tells Cindy Adams. He's an open book, that guy! [Cindy]