John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still having breakup sex. [Page Six]
Inspired by TMZ's coverage of Mel Gibson's arrest, a California Assemblywoman introduced a bill "prohibiting the exchange of money or other compensation for information in criminal investigations," though TMZ claims they "didn't pay squat." [TMZ]
Director Brett Ratner played a pervy jerk on Entourage, and he might kinda be like that in real life! Shocking. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
Leo DiCaprio took an enviro-friendly train to Cannes from the U.S.! Oh, wait, he was being sarcastic. [Socialite Life]
Paula Abdul tripped over her chihuahua and broke her nose, of course. [Us]
