jessica-simpson

Caity Weaver · 10/24/12 12:29PM

Jessica Simpson's mom filed for divorce from her husband of 34 years, Papa Joe. Lucky for him, Ashlee is still single.

Caity Weaver · 08/10/12 08:55AM

Jessica Simpson's father/manager/minister/lover Joe Simpson was arrested for DUI last week. He spent a night in jail.

Jessica Simpson Would Like You to Know She's Pregnant, Horny, and Full of Amniotic Fluid

Leah Beckmann · 03/20/12 10:57AM

Jessica Simpson just loves being pregnant. She loves reveling in her womanly figure, predicting her future daughter's fashion sense, celebrating with big belly photo shoots, and indulging in those whacky cravings. But the thing that Jessica Simpson seems to love most of all? Discussing how being pregnant has turned her into a "fire hydrant" fart monster.

Fashion Star Is the Most Vapid Show on Television

Maureen O'Connor · 03/14/12 02:20PM

Last night, atop an impossibly garish neon-lit stage, television and televised commercials reached a horrible event horizon in Fashion Star, America's first primetime network show in which product placement supplants entertainment completely. It was vapid, tacky, and embarrassing.

Lady Gaga Only Pees in Trash Cans

Maureen O'Connor · 11/18/11 11:59AM

Lady Gaga marks her dressing rooms with urine in surprising places. Jessica Simpson plans to give birth in 4-inch Yves Saint Laurent heels. Rihanna is horny and not getting laid enough. Nicki Minaj wants to use a vibrator in front of children. Friday gossip has needs.

Tom Cruise Discovers Himself During 10-Hour Sessions on Dance Floor

Maureen O'Connor · 11/09/11 11:38AM

Tom Cruise's Rock of Ages dance training was a revelation. Dr. Conrad Murray is on suicide watch. Amber Rose says Kim Kardashian totally banged Kanye. Pregnant Jessica Simpson "crave[s] cantaloupe like a crazy person." Tuesday gossip can't control its urges.

Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce on Halloween

Brian Moylan · 10/31/11 11:15AM

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Poison Ivy for Halloween and is divorcing her husband. Demi Moore dressed up as a divorcee. Lindsay Lohan is wearing an innocent nun's costume, Jessica Simpson is rocking an "immaculate conception" look, and Taylor Swift is going as a nude photo scandal. Monday's gossip doesn't know if it's a trick or a treat.

Jessica Simpson Is Hugely Pregnant, Why Won't She Admit It?

Maureen O'Connor · 10/24/11 10:15AM

Jessica Simpson flaunts her baby bump, but refuses to discuss it. George Clooney's lady wrestler lover cashes in on fame. Lindsay Lohan "parts ways" with her business manager. Mel Gibson spends a night not getting drunk. Monday gossip profits.

Demi and Ashton Reunite, Freak Out, on Yom Kippur Camping Trip

Maureen O'Connor · 10/11/11 10:55AM

Demi and Ashton go camping and yell at a photographer. After occupying Wall Street, Kanye West went shopping. Jessica Simpson rubs her possibly-pregnant belly. Paz de la Huerta considers herself "one of the rare artists that are left." Tuesday gossip atones.