Is new Williamsburg-Greenpoint condo iKon trying to become hell on earth—or is it just doing so inadvertently? After using a fake Lenny Kravitz to hawk the opening, they've moved on to punk rock pre-tweens to sell the open house. Meet the iKon Kid, possibly the most annoying looking 7-year-old in the world since that chubby white kid who sits on the benches on 3rd Street and 5th Avenue in Park Slope playing sitar barefoot at like 8 in the morning. Full ad after the jump.