Ok, so! Paris Hilton has to return to court at 9 a.m. PST because prosecutors are holding sheriff's officials in contempt for releasing her early from jail. And here's some fun ammo: "It isn't wise to keep a person in jail with her problem over an extended period of time and let the problem get worse," Sheriff Lee Baca says. Hmm and eww! [AP]
Despite his last-ditch attempts to appease the gays with PSAs, Isaiah Washington will not return to Gray's Anatomy. [People]
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora is in rehab. [People]
Martha Stewart's driver was arrested, prompting that classy dame to scream at an assistant about how "He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?" [Page Six]
Britney Spears may be dating a 38-year-old real estate developer who moonlights as a "drug counselor," which seems about right. [Scoop]
