Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect from jail, kicking off her campaign of image rehabilitation with confessions like "I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute." Omg, it was all an act! [ABC]
Also, Nicky and Stavros Niarchos came to visit Paris, and they didn't have to wait in line. [NYDN]
A new bio alleges that JFK Jr. did it with dudes, but not Madonna. [Page Six]
Clay Aiken's army of fans is still trying to figure out whether he's gay. Related: let's just all kill ourselves! [Page Six]
Frank Bruni has used "Dirk McKenzie" as an alias in restaurants. [Gatecrasher]
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty "perfectly embody everything that's contemporary," says Roberto Cavalli, who has cast them in a new ad campaign. Well, true. [WWD]
