Lindsay Lohan's "Negative Influences"
From the Department of Unclear On The Concept:
For paparazzi who have been catching their breath: La Lohan may soon be on the loose. "She's scheduled to be out of rehab by next week," a source says. "She's taken rehab very seriously. She has cut a lot of negative influences in her life. She and [mom] Dina speak every day."
Maybe Lindsay should be checking into momhab. Do they have that yet? If they ever do, it'll be invented in Long Island—in the driveway of Dina Lohan's hellhouse.