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You Have One Job Today: Get Dina Lohan on Dancing with the Stars
Caity Weaver · 02/05/13 12:31PMLindsay Lohan's Parents Blame Lindsay Lohan's Parents for Lindsay Lohan Being 'So Screwed Up'
Caity Weaver · 01/07/13 01:50PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18as3st2wb5l7jpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Like everyone in America, Dina Lohan has a theory about why Lindsay Lohan, the human female whose transformation from adorable frecklebean to bloated shriekmonster she oversaw, is "so screwed up." Dina's guess: It's because Lindsay saw her father beat up her mother. (Lindsay's father's guess: It's because Dina "is the devil.")
Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Quits Over Michael Lohan, Leaves Opening for Second-Worst Job in America
Alyssa Bereznak · 10/25/12 05:55PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/183afx8k9hesnjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
After nearly two faithful years as Lindsay Lohan's No. 1 speed-dial homie, Steve Honig has decided to quit his job as publicist for the star, which also happens to be the second-worst job in America after being Lindsay Lohan's dad. Honig, obviously, has no problem with Lindsay's poor Porsche-handling skills, her romance with that guy "Klaus," or all that coke drama with Lindsay and her best friend, Dina Lohan. No, according to Honig just can't stand her dad. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan's Call to Her Father Has Been Released: 'Dad, [Mom's] on Cocaine...'
Caity Weaver · 10/10/12 04:10PMLindsay and Dina Lohan Had a Huge Fight This Morning; an Ambulance and 'a Small Army of Police' Intervened
Caity Weaver · 10/10/12 11:19AMDina Lohan Would Like a Do-Over With Dr. Phil
Louis Peitzman · 09/22/12 10:50AMThis Trailer for Dr. Phil's Interview with Dina Lohan is Pretty Much Perfect
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/13/12 02:20PMKristen Stewart's Wild 'Thrusting' Almost Ruined Twilight
Maureen O'Connor · 11/04/11 11:15AMAmy Winehouse Drank Herself to Death
Maureen O'Connor · 10/26/11 10:55AMKim Kardashian's Husband Ditches Ring and Moves Out
Maureen O'Connor · 10/21/11 10:55AMLiv Tyler's Mom: I Could Make Lindsay Lohan Win an Oscar in Two Years
Maureen O'Connor · 10/07/11 11:59AMKim Kardashian Snubs Husband and Sister-in-Law In Front of Everyone
Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 11:05AMDid Lindsay Lohan Try to Upstage Kim Kardashian at Her Own Wedding?
Lauri Apple · 08/21/11 11:18AMEllen Pompeo Hides in the Bushes, Crying, at a Party
Maureen O'Connor · 07/05/11 10:20AMLindsay Lohan Snuggles With Her Own Terrible Super-Tan Future
Maureen O'Connor · 04/13/11 11:47AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1yqxzpalaujpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Like a vulture circling a mound of rotting flesh, Lindsay Lohan is closing in on the role of Victoria Gotti in an upcoming mafia movie. To seal the deal, Lindsay and Victoria posed for pictures; the result was like one of those fairy tales where a damsel looks in the mirror and freaks out when she sees what she will look like when she is old. Not that Victoria is that old! Just that LiLo has a thing for snuggling up to human embodiments of her super-tan, uber-blonde future.