• Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = Heloise, Abelard. Evidence? This is Kate: "You have touched my heart and soul you little fucker... You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you." Pete: "Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!" Awww. (Seriously!) [Page Six]
  • Andre Balazs to make the Chelsea Hotel into a Hotel Marmont simulacrum. Eesh. [Page Six]
  • Marilyn Manson on Courtney Love: "With more surgery she could even play Yoko Ono." Whatever, ugly. [Cindy]
  • O.J. Simpson: kind of drunk and nutty. [TMZ]