" If Paris wasn't born, she would have to be invented. If she did not form naturally, we'd have to build one of her," Andrea Peyser finally realizes. Um, clearly. Because there is almost no gossip today that isn't about her. [NYP]
Example: did you ever suspect that O.J. Simpson didn't write his own book? Apparently, a ghostwriter Did It! [Page Six]
"Does Britney Spears Want K-Fed Back?" Well, duh, yeah! He's the best thing that ever happened to her. [MSNBC]
Rufus Wainwright has a beef with Beyonce: "All of her songs are formulaic and produced in a way that's utterly mesmerizing in the basest way...But hey, it's your life, you know?" Um, let the weave-pulling slapfight commence asap. [R&M, last item]
