Uh so this is Britney Spears' excuse for attacking a paparazzo with an umbrella: "I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got a little carried away with my role!" Oh, girl. [R&M, 2nd item]
Paris Hilton is reboning the Greek shipping heir memorably rechristened by the Fug Girls as "Stabby Nachos." [Gatecrasher]