Our country's talent pool, it seems, has been so thoroughly drained by the approximately three-dozen Idol-style competitions currently clogging network summer schedules that the best America's Got Talent can book is a man whose gift is to hurtle himself headlong through a pile of folding chairs.

But even though the above Entertainment Tonight footage is initially disturbing, no need to worry: Ivan quickly regained consciousness following his primetime audition, proving that he was no worse for the wear by playfully remaining splayed on the stage, stripping off his shirt, and launching into a woozy, pantomimed reenactment of AGT judge David Hasselhoff's infamous floor-cheeseburger incident.