The beginning of reality television star and improbable mommy Nicole Richie's trial on charges of driving under the influence has been delayed til August 16. Which is exactly when she'll shockingly miscarry. Duh. [AP]
Kevin Spacey is such a gay homo. Dancin' with myse-elf, oh oh oh oh. [Page Six]
Rosie O'Donnell is crying into her webcam right now about the news that Ian "90210 and ..." Ziering may be the next host of The Price Is Right [R&M, 3rd item]
OK! magazine shelled out $400,000 to take even more sexual sex pix of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo off the market—and then not run them. Are they the worst magazine or what? [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
