Every week, we pick some comments that made us LOL or in some cases "heh"OL and post them here so everyone can enjoy. This week was extra funny because of the new moon on Saturday that's stimulating everyone's pineal gland. Our bodies are mostly water!
Re:Tina Brown Last Night Among The People

Re: The $29 Cheeseburger Comes To The Bowery

  • TedSez:
    "Twenty-twenty-twenty-nine dollars to blow
    I'm gonna be so sated
    Gimme 16 truffle burgers to go
    I'm gonna be so sated
    Just get that duck's mouth open
    And fill it full of grain
    Hurry hurry hurry
    'Fore PETA goes insane
    I can't control my eating
    My stomach's full again
    Oh no, I'm gonna throw
  • Blah-blah-barf-barf
    Blah-blah-blah-barf-barf
    I guess I got too sated....
  • (With apologies to "Weird" Al)"
  • [Emily: Dear Ted, please record this. Also, Weird Al should apologize to you.)

    Re:In Brief:
  • Slinkimalinki: :
    "what if all of you are really nick denton? even krucoff..."
  • Re:When It Comes To Euphemisms For Female Genitalia, Fox News Censors Are Total Pussies:
  • Slinkimalinki:
    "@NoDowdAboutIt: well, perhaps the predominantly male editor, correspondant and viewer need to learn that a somewhat higher pitched voice ahould be taken just as seriously as a somewhat lower pitched voice: that being young and female doesn't make you non-serious. because if, as you say you have, you've changed the way you speak, buying into the theory that masculine=serious, doesn't that make you the tool of the partriarchy that you claim emily is?
    hehe, i said tool, hehe "
  • Re:Our Expert Analyzes Sex Tips:
  • Twizzlers For President:
    "Codepink! Ha! Making up faux Cosomo sex tricks will be my new party game.
    "Craft a thong teddy of out tampons. He won't be able to resist the cottony softness! And you can use it to soak up the wet spot later."
    But seriously folks. Cosmo is one ball-gag away from being Bondage Monthly."
  • Re: Is The Crazy Single Cat Lady Thing A Myth?:
  • The Mayoress: "does having a link to lolcats in my faves folder count?
    invisible husband!!!"