Two equally frightening-exciting announcements this morning! How great! How scary!

  • "TomKat's spawn, Suri Cruise, gleefully ran around Biography Bookstore in the West Village on Monday, dropping books at the feet of mom Katie Holmes. Afterward, mom and daughter headed across the street to Magnolia's bakery for some treats." [NYDN]
  • "NOBODY can control Britney Spears. Now she's taken over as her own business manager and publicist." [NYP]
  • Ashlee Simpson convinced scaredy-cat Pete Wentz to get on a plane. "We saw a rainbow, and I photographed it on my new iPhone." [NYP]
  • Wow, Nicky Hilton is someone's godmother. Umm, good call? [NYP]
  • Tyler Atkins was slipped a roofie by some other "very famous" lady than Paris Hilton. Says her people. [NYDN]