• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith (nice four-some!) are throwing the "Welcome to America" party for Posh and Becks this weekend. "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering." [Page Six]
  • Heather Mills willing to walk away from marriage to Paul McCartney for just $102 million. That's so sweet! [Page Six]
  • Steve Martin is finally going to marry former New Yorker staffer and former Derek Walcott assistant Anne Stringfield! [Rush & Molloy]
  • "I ran into Brandon Davis in the men's room at Beige, Erich Conrad's long-running Tuesday night gay party at the Bowery Bar. Weird, huh?" [Gatecrasher]