The Socialite And The Blow Job
Today's Page Six asks a very interesting question: "WHICH 'socialite' who's suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo?
He accepted her favors and then snapped away." Isn't that generous of her!
We decided to consider the most obvious candidates; you, of course, will select the one you think is most guilty of giving out party favors.
(Separately, you may also consider: Which party paparazzo? Bill Cunningham? (KIDDING.) Patrick McMullan? Urgh.)
You might also speculate on who might plant such an item about someone! Also: We have considered that putting the word "socialite" in quotation marks was some sort of code, and have adjusted our guesses accordingly.
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