Page Six alleges that ex-con heiress Paris Hilton's new cleaned-up image is no more than a charade, a sham, the work of her crisis-management team. Oh, say it ain't so! [Page Six]
Eww, Sir Ben Kingsley made out with Mary-Kate Olsen in a movie! Not working for you? Yeah, us neither. Try: 'Eww, Sir Ben Kingsley was in the same movie as Mary-Kate Olsen!' [Page Six]
"Talk about a hunk and his junk! 'Fantastic Four' star ChrisEvans admits he sometimes takes out the trash in the nude. 'I have a nice backyard.'" Heh. [R&M, last item]
