Jessica Simpson Skulks Out Of John Mayer's Building
They started dating last summer, and broke up this May. And now we hear that residents of John Mayer's building were treated to the sight of Jessica Simpson taking a morning ride of shame down the elevator this weekend. Whoa! Is this John Mayer's I'm-turning-30-next-month freak-out? Is this Jessica Simpson's latest manifestation of self-hatred? Is she going to get all chunky and brunette again? Why won't someone keep them from rekindling this terribly annoying liaison?