· A Vegas casino. A high-stakes heist. A supremely smooth operator. You just had to know it wouldn't be long before the O.J.'s Eleven parodies started rolling down the interpikes.
· Remember when Britney Spears hit that car in that Petco parking lot? (Think past the custody fight, the VMA meltdown...there, you've got the right tabloid incident now.) Yeah, well, she's like totally being charged with a hit and run and junk!
· Related: Leave Britney Alone Guy's 15 minutes have not yet expired.
· Brad Pitt is progressing from orphan-addict to orphan-pusher.
· It's still in its online infancy, but we think My Roommate is Such a Dick is going to grow into a winner. Especially if they keep posting photos of post-hookup naked people.