Britney Spears, who seems to have done absolutely nothing the judge ordered her to do (parenting classes, drug testing, etc), in order to keep her kids, is handling this crisis in trademark fashion: "An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night, where hotel security flanked the popwreck and tried to chase away any photogs who ventured onto the property." [TMZ]
Boy band svengali Lou Pearlman may have molested Nick Carter, among others. Actually, see if you can get this sentence out of your head: "Rich Cronin, lead singer of LFO, recalled Pearlman told him of an 'ancient massage technique that if I massage you and we bond in a certain way, it will strengthen your aura.'" [Page Six]
SATC movie spoiler alert: Carrie marries Big. All our dreams will come true, that's what that means! [Page Six]
