1.05K mark 10/03/07 01:19PM Filed to: Defamer Defamer setting the record straight for the incredibly stupid Eva Longoria This image was lost some time after publication. There is truly no hope for humanity. Somehow, "several tabloids" reported that Eva Longoria's obviously fake, thoroughly unfunny parody of the Paris Hilton sex tape was real, necessitating that she now go on the record about the "scandal." [Extra]