• Jennifer Lopez plans to announce her long-awaited (by the kind of people who await such things) pregnancy at Saturday's concert at MSG, apparently. [Page Six]
  • Britney Spears' long-awaited (by the kind of people who await such things) video features her portrayal of a stripper, apparently. [TMZ]
  • But Angelina Jolie's uterus is still vacant, despite reports to the contrary. [Us Weekly]