Now that we've gotten a look at the official video for Britney Spears' "Gimme More" being unleashed on the world today (all of those de facto "making of" clips documenting the conditions under which it was created really whetted our appetite for the finished product), we think we better understand what was going on in her disastrous™ VMAs performance: when Britney wandered that MTV stage like a tranquilized stripper, she was just trying to remember the moves presented to her in a five-minute crash course in gentleman's club choreography she largely ignored on the "Gimme More" shoot, becoming disoriented by the presence of background dancers and the vexing absence of a pole. In any event, enjoy the latest video evidence that Spears' career comeback is proceeding about as successfully as her family life.