• A judge has told Britney she must comply with all court orders before he'll let her see her children again. [Us Weekly]
  • Jessica "Jerry's wife" Seinfeld's bestselling cookbook bears a striking resemblance to somebody else's guide to tricking kids into eating healthy food. [R&M]
  • Amy Winehouse got in trouble for possessing marijuana, of all drugs, in Norway, of all places. [TMZ]