For the next leg of her continuing tour of the hottest WGA picket lines in Hollywood, a journey that recently brought her to Paramount to witness the birth of the strike's first sidewalk-theater group, we dispatched Defamer videographer Molly McAleer to today's massive rally at Fox Plaza, as the gates of other studio headquarters were being patrolled only by the usual, non-Guild teams of tourists, vagrants, and sex workers.

Wading into the sea of red shirts, our correspondent asked attendees (at least the ones without agents and publicists to chase her away—wouldn't want a client to say something interesting on camera, now would we?) to explain in 2,000 words or less to News Corp. overlord Rupert Murdoch, the event's unwilling host, why they were throwing a kegger in his Century City backyard. Enjoy.