We believe a Spears-Federline child custody battle precedent has been sent with a judge's orders to bring in the photographer who shot Britney's slow-roll through a busy intersection's red light while her kids munched on discarded hair extensions in the back seat, allowing for the first time the very real possibility that a gang of nine unwashed X17 paps will be made the boys' legal guardians until they come of age around 2023.

If that were Spears's only legal problems—Louis Vuitton has just won a case against Sony BMG and MTV Online in Paris civil court, ordering them to "stop broadcasting or marketing the video for 'Do Something' in any form and fined them 80,000 euros ($117,000) apiece" for using the luxury goods manufacturer's "Cherry Blossoms" signature pattern on the dashboard of the pink Hummer she drives through the clouds in the video from a single off her 2004 greatest hits compilation. Some "Do Something" Video Fun Facts: It was the singer's directorial debut, credited under the pseudonym "Mona Lisa," and #6 on AOL's The Worst Music Videos Ever!, a list obviously compiled long before "Gimme More"'s video envisioned the singer's lackadaisical run-in with a pole coated in a generous amount of Turtle Wax-brand Stripper Butter.