Lydia Hearst Denies Involvement With Cisco Adler's Junk
- Despite their matching dice tattoos, model-heiress Lydia Hearst claims she and testes-elephantiasis sufferer Cisco Adler are not, like, a thing. [Page Six]
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter Zahara is the product of rape. Hence the P6 hed "Brangelina's 'Rape' Baby." Sigh. [Page Six]
- Dennis Quaid's newborn twins, along with some other babies who aren't celebrities, were given an accidental drug overdose. [NYDN]
