Guru Deepak Chopra Is A Werewolf
Deepak Chopra, the author of "Golf For Enlightenment: Seven Lessons for the Game of Life," is a werewolf. (This means that we're presuming this is the real Deepak on the Facebook.) This also means that part of Dr. Chopra's day is spent fighting zombies and vampires and also biting his colleagues on Facebook and that he has working his way through the ranks of Creeper Werewolf, Rabid Werewolf, Werewolf Howler, Fire Werewolf, Cyber Werewolf. Savage Werewolf, Werewolf God.