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Charlize Theron is the latest victim of what the media has dubbed the Hanukkah Bandit (OK, maybe we're the only ones to dub them that), having returned from a weekend away to discover "that property was missing from her home." No word yet on what exactly was taken, but mark our words: If he dared touch the Oscar or her bronzed Aileen Wournos prosthetic mouth-mold, there will be hell to pay. Curse you, Hanukkah Bandit! [ETOnline]