Contrary to internet rumor, Jessica Simpson's latest movie, Dumb Blonde or something, won't be getting a straight-to-video release. It's going to be in theaters, like a big star's movie would! How many screens? 8, all in the greater Texas area. Congrats, Jess! [ET Online]
"Greater Texas." You guys are killing me!
Small correction: there is no greater area in Texas. It is all equal and it all sucks. I know because I am shackled here until my daughter gets her butt out of high school.
I guess is that they will dump this in four theaters each in Dallas (Wilson's hometown) and Houston (Simpson's) and they will be in the older, dumpier metroplexes for a week.
And no one will be any the wiser...
Oh no! Jess will have to find something else to do (release a perfume! Save African orphans! Open a restuarant! Design clothes! Interior decorate! - the possibilities for your management team to still wring bucks out of you are legion!)
