New York Times gadget reviewer David Pogue has signed a new contract with CNBC and is very proud of this. Here's our 100-word version of his video introduction:

I'm David Pogue. I hope you're having a happy holidays. I sure as heck am! Hear that? That's the sound of opportunity. I have just signed a contract with CNBC. Isn't that brilliant!?

David, you'll remember us little people now that you're a big TV star, right? Right?