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Hamilton Nolan · 10/29/15 10:10AMCNBC Anchor: I Thought the GOP Picked Colorado Because They Wanted "Good Bud"
Taylor Berman · 10/28/15 07:27PMCNBC Business Journalist Advertising for Uber in Her Free Time
Sam Biddle · 07/22/15 04:00PMCNBC Host Uses Indian Accent, Makes 7-Eleven Joke
Lacey Donohue · 09/24/13 09:35PMEarly Friday morning on CNBC Squawk Box, host Joe Kernen had some really interesting things to say about rupees. Actually he didn’t, but that didn’t stop him from adopting an Indian accent while talking about the currency. When it was clear his co-hosts Becky Quick and Andrew Ross Sorkin were uncomfortable, he tried with all his might to hold back the hilarity on the tip of his tongue: “No, I can’t do it. I was going to say something.”
NBC Censors Video of Elizabeth Warren Taking CNBC to the Woodshed
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/19/13 09:55AMRussia's PR Firm Is Planting Propaganda on Your Favorite Websites
Hamilton Nolan · 11/16/12 03:14PMJustin Bieber Ain't Worried About His Baby Mama Drama
Brian Moylan · 11/23/11 12:20PMBillionaire: Fat Cats Are People, Too
John Cook · 11/22/11 12:52PMHey! Billionaires have feelings, too, you know. Home Depot co-founder Ken Langone took to CNBC this morning to defend their honor from that bully Barack Obama, who is killing the economy by refusing to literally dance for them while holding pom-poms made of shredded cash: "We need leadership, we need cheerleading, we need encouragement. Businessmen and fat cats need to feel like they're doing something good not that they're villains and not that their criminals."
Live: The CNBC GOP Presidential Debate
Jim Newell · 11/09/11 07:59PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1fe0akyp1zjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
The presidential candidates have come to Michigan, to do a slick pagan money-sucking dance on CNBC in front of the citizens of one of the more screwed states in the country. It should be great! Oh, and now Tea Party patriarch Rick Santelli will be there, asking questions. Oof. So put some dollar bills in your collar, down a jug of Blue Label, and let's kill some poors — together.
A Brief Guide to Tonight's GOP Presidential Debate
Jim Newell · 11/09/11 05:48PM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18k1feg2t8c2fjpg/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg)
Let's call it the Rich Uncle Pennybags debate. Tonight, Our Losers will square off in their first presidential debate in weeks, hosted by CNBC. It promises to be a banner night for plutocrats, and is intended to focus entirely on economic issues — specifically, how to stop the War on Wealth. What horrors await?
Gilded CNBC Republican Debate Will Focus on How to End the 'War on Wealth'
Jim Newell · 11/04/11 03:25PMNext week's presidential debate sounds fantastic: It's Republicans, on the rich people channel CNBC, while Wall Street protests are happening all around the country! And this promo from CNBC tells us that the main topic of discussion will be, "how will the candidates end the War on Wealth?" Yes, how? With extermination camps for the poor, or at least the uppity ones? That's the litmus test, candidates.