American Apparel placed an ad in the New York Times on Friday, getting all political on us: "At American Apparel, we agreed with the President's call for immigration reform, so why has nothing been done for the last three years? ....It's time to give a voice to the voiceless. Businesses are afraid to speak to the media about immigration, frightened of reprisals by government agencies.... At what point are we going to recognize that the status quo amounts to an apartheid system? At what point will America stop living in a state of denial?" Wild! At what point will your billboards show some equal opportunity and start featuring fully-splayed half-naked men as well as women?