Why'd we waste your time with a scientific look at how to make Digg's front page? Singer-songwriter Kina Grannis, who's trying to win an online contest for a deal with a record label, has this much simpler explanation.

She sings:

I always digg up Apple, and I bury Microsoft / But when I said I was a girl, all the diggers scoffed / And when I see those stories about Senator Ron Paul / I don't even RTFA; I just digg them all!

That sounds about right.