We can think of no better way to cap off this splendiferous Monday than with a ribald discussion among the ladies of The View on a topic the French might call a ménage à trois, but Americans more commonly refer to as a delicious McThreeWay. Things quickly get ugly, as family values traditionalist Elisabeth Hasselbeck declares a threesome witchhunt, fingering audience members she suspects of concealing group-sex-tainted pasts.

Then she turns her inquisition on the panel itself, all of whom fervently deny any such aberrant behavior—well, all except Barbara "Steam Room" Walters, whose lackluster objections we think may be partially due to a brief, yet utterly unforgettable, 1973 encounter in the billiards room of Aristostle Onassis's yacht.