Big fat loudmouth and Broadway fanatic Rosie O'Donnell is getting her own stage show. Directed by Spring Awakening's Michael Mayer, it will be based on O'Donnell's tumultuous, high-volume life. It will mostly be a solo show, though she might get a little support on stage, possibly from Awakening producer and Amadeus actor Tom Hulce. The way we see it this could be one of two things: a mild success like Billy Crystal's 700 Sundays or a complete, glorious flame out like Suzanne Somers' The Blonde In The Thunderbird. Either way: blech. [NYP via Intelligencer]