Apparently not ready to settle for a professional twilight of signing headshots at Batman conventions, 74-year-old Original Catwoman Julie Newmar has taken out the back cover of AdWeek to publicize her availability as an "unretouched & unretired" corporate spokesperson. Her rep's phone number is helpfully included on the pitch, though we imagine that photo will probably have him fielding as many offers to play parts like "supercougar mentor to Kim Catrall" as product-endorsement opportunities. [Copyranter]