Criminal mastermind Lindsay Lohan is now officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and glasses.

The early glimpse we got of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises was troubling, but not that troubling. Well, get ready to be actually troubled by new production photos in which we see the full pussy.

Because so many people are snapping their own photos of the Pittsburgh production and putting them on the internet, Warner Bros. has gone ahead and released an official photo of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises. And it's bad?

Christopher Nolan has confirmed that Mia Thermopolis herself, aka Anne Hathaway, will be playing Selina Kyle/Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises. Great! A dorky, jazz-handsy Catwoman is perfect. Meanwhile, Tom Hardy will play the villainous Batman-breaker Bane.

What a purrrrfect crime! A New York woman is on a cat burglary spree in the city, robbing several stores of nearly $600, all while wearing a cat mask. She is 5'6" and believed to be named Selina Kyle. [NYP]

Megan Fox will claw her way onto the screen as Catwoman in the next Batman.

Another day, another Batman casting rumor! In the wake of murmurs that Philip Seymour Hoffman could be the next Penguin and Johnny Depp (not Brian Austin Green) may play The Riddler, the latest scuttlebutt concerns Batman foe Catwoman — and let's just say this casting choice ain't Angelina. No, according to the British press, 62-year-old Cher is in talks with director Christopher Nolan to add the comic-book role to an acting repertoire that already includes gypsies, tramps, and thieves. Says the Daily Telegraph:

Apparently not ready to settle for a professional twilight of signing headshots at Batman conventions, 74-year-old Original Catwoman Julie Newmar has taken out the back cover of AdWeek to publicize her availability as an "unretouched & unretired" corporate spokesperson. Her rep's phone number is helpfully included on the pitch, though we imagine that photo will probably have him fielding as many offers to play parts like "supercougar mentor to Kim Catrall" as product-endorsement opportunities. [Copyranter]