Everybody Hurts
Another tale from Fashion Week has emaciated, batshit insane actress Brittany Murphy telling a gossip magazine reporter: "Your magazine HURT. MY. LIFE." Not since she uttered the immortal line "Just as long so his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that," in the epic masterpiece Clueless, has Ms. Murphy been so eloquent about the state of the world. [NYMag]