'Project Runway' Finalist Christian Stuns Fashion World By Removing Glasses And Revealing Himself To Have Been Posh Spice All Along
If you simply, absolutely must see what the final five Project Runway contestants (Sweet P, Christian, Rami, Jillian, and Chris) sent down the catwalk today at their New York's Fashion Week shows, there's plenty of photos at Getty Images. The only thing we're going to spoil for you, however, is contained in the photo above, featuring the show's beloved panel, and guest finale judge Victoria Beckham, rocking an orange kimono dress and steadfastly adhering to her 24-hour grimace policy. It's a portrait of such feroche fiercosity, forgive us while we react to it the only we know how—with a stream-of-consciousness regurgitation of every Runway cliché we can think of:
Make it work! Where's Andrae?! Models, this is also a challenge for you as well! TRESemme Hair Salon and Loreal Make-Up Room! Hi guys! You have 30 minutes to sketch! Fierce! That collar is matronly! Mood Fabrics! Designers, we're going on a field trip! I'm concerned! One day you're in, the next day you're out! I'm just thinking about what the judges will say! It looks expensive! [Indecipherable Austin Scarlett squeal]! You haven't seen the last of [insert name of person you'll never hear from again]! Auf Wiedersehen!
