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Molly Friedman

02/22/08 07:24PM

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While it remains to be seen whether or not Diablo Cody will be joining the likes of Cameron Crowe and Woody Allen on the list of Oscar-winning writers, one thing is certain: she'll be wearing Million Dollar Shoes to the Academy Awards on Sunday. Tacky tastemaker Stuart Weitzman's infamous Kwiat diamond-encrusted shoes will adorn the Juno scriptess's feet as she walks the carpet. We are proud to report that this news marks Brook's official jump from Former Stripper to Rental Footwear Prostitute. [SF Gate]

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Mark Graham Molly Friedman 02/22/08 07:51PM

@BestFrenemies: It's the slowest Oscar season in recent memory, cut us some slack!

BestFrenemies Molly Friedman 02/22/08 08:21PM

@TheStarterWife: So that's it, you just saved me several hundred dollars in therapy bills.

@Mark Graham: okay, this grouchy anti-JUNO reader will be quiet now.

Desk_hack Molly Friedman 02/23/08 02:59AM

Those will go great with the $1.99 Wet & Wild black toenail polish she plans to wear ironically.

pineapple Molly Friedman 02/22/08 07:56PM

@Mark Graham: Because no one is in the mood this year!

Great! Big Party! For the elite! While tons of other people are still in strike-panic-depression mode.