David Hernandez, the cheesy current American Idol contestant who looks like a dead person, has a checkered past. It seems he used to rock out with his cock out at a Phoenix strip club. (Ugh. Phoenix.) He is only the latest installment in the grand saga of reality stars being revealed as crazed exhibitionists who will expose both inner failings and outer naughty bits in the pursuit of money and validation. In case you're curious, we've compiled a little list of other notable reality television stars who were known to boff for bones or jam out with their clam out.

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"Crazy" James from this season of Big Brother ejaculated on people for cash.

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American Gladiator Militia (née Alex Castro) did some nudie pics for the gays.

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Big old American Idol belter Frenchie Davis was disqualified from the competition after topless internet photos surfaced. She's gone on to enjoy a career in theatre.

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Another American Idol wannabe, Antonella Barba, was embroiled in a scandal about some photos that she took that were maybe just for fun but, of course, ended up on the internet. She went home. Not because of the photos, but because she was an awful singer.

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Survivor: Thailand's Brian Heidik (heh) did soft-core porn in such films as The Virgins of Sherwood Forest before he stranded himself on an island and ate grubs for the promise of money.

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Jonathan from Fox's Una1mous masturbated on or around SUVs for a spell.

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Shockingly a contestant on Rock of Love (the show where Brett Michaels sifts through old groupies to find the least ridiculously depressing one) named Brandi M. had done porn before drunkenly oozing her way around a mansion in the Valley (oh, wait), earning her the nickname "B.J. Brandi."

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American Idol's Danny Noriega wants Santa Claus to fuck your mother. OK, it's not porn or anything, but I hate him.

Who did we miss? Let us know.