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Rocker/delusionist Courtney Love, has, according to the Sun, filed a report with the Van Nuys police department in which she claims to have been the victim of a massive identity theft operation. Among her allegations: That the thieves opened 188 credit cards (one for every voice in her head!) in her name, bilked Francis Bean's trust fund of $69 million, and purchased a $3.2 million home in New Brunswick using Kurt Cobain's social security number. TMZ did some sniffing, and found that the police had dismissed the case as imagined, and that Love had been "diagnosed with bipolar disorder." Which brings us to this response on her MySpace blog, where some of the most exciting advancements in the realm of post-linguistic lunatic theory are being made:

God people are batshit. And im not the one who is.

I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sur ei am quite Nuerotic but "Bi Polar" . Thats just slander.I shoot straight from the hip and spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY

So committed is the former Hole frontwoman to reestablishing her firm grip on reality that Love has already launched a companion blog on Tumblr* just to prove the point. Fans can check in from time to time for a dose of level-headed and exhaustingly spell-checked Courtney ying to MySpace's batshit crazy, word-jumble yang.

*Disclaimer: Tumblespot is a Defamer Parody™ and in no way is associated with a not-crazy Courtney Love.