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We guide you now to Gawker for complete coverage of the shocking—simply shocking!—sex scandal in which New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer currently finds himself embroiled, as all we at Defamer are interested in is who should play Eliot and wife Silda in the inevitable CBS Movie of the Week:

We've settled upon Stanley Tucci as Spitzer, who beyond bearing more than a passing physical resemblance to the Governor, is a formidable actor who will bring the necessary gravitas to the part of the crusading politician caught with his hand in the high-class call-girl cookie jar. And as the forgiving Silda, nothing less than Battlestar Galactica's President Mary McDonnell will do.