Paris Hilton's Big Fake Friend
Much like Ryan Seacrest or Alec Baldwin before her, Paris Hilton is going on TV to find friends. MTV has finally green lit 10 episodes of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, a series that will feature Paris looking for a new bestie. She's unstoppable! Not even ridiculously awful movies can slow her down. The show will basically function like The Bachelor or Tila Tequila except the search is for an entourage member, not a crazed stalker or virulent strain of hepatitis. The heiress is looking for "Someone that I can just trust, someone who's not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town, someone I can have fun with," she said at the unveiling party for the show's working title.
Entrants will be whittled down to just 20 men and women, who will move into a mansion or something with Hilton, where she'll teach them about "normal girly stuff" and inevitably lock them in a closet and leave them to die a lonely, terrible death. Whoever survives will join her crew and gain access to "the VIP section of the VIP section." Reportedly Paris's current BFF, Incan mummy Nicole Richie, is totally OK with the idea, because she's busy with her new baby anyway. If you'd like to get on the show (I'm looking at you, Pareene) you can visit parisbff.com. [Reuters]