Let's face it people; this country is going to proverbial hell in a not-so-proverbial handbasket. The Democratic party is imploding, gas prices are so high that Jay Leno can only afford to fill up 30 of his cars, and Lara Flynn Boyle is quickly morphing into Priscilla Presley. In troubled times like these, we here at Defamer find it necessary to bring in someone who can stare the harsh reality of life in the face, someone who can cut through all the BS and really give it to you straight, someone who runs a website called Cute Things Falling Asleep. That's right, our old buddy Nick Malis will be guest blogging here for the rest of the week. So, please take a moment of silent, meaningful reflection to welcome him and then get back to your regularly scheduled morning routine.