Over lunch with a friend, Meg Ryan explained why she made the switch from Head & Shoulders shampoo to Selsun Blue. Ryan was simply tired of all the scratching and all of that white stuff on her shoulders. Ryan complained that none of the products various hair stylists worked and only made things worse. "I just zipped into Rite Aid and boom, my hair feels so much healthier," Ryan said.
There's an old Asian fable of a woman that washes her hair in the river. Over time, horrible itching on her scalp gets worse and worse. Her mother warns her about scratching it only making it worse. The woman ignores her. Eventually all she can do night and day is scratch. Her mother, upset, yells at her to stop scratching and pulls her hair. A little tug is all it takes to peel her dead scalp off of the top of her head. Underneath, making slimey, gooey noises, a colony of baby leeches wriggles over itself where her long hair was just a moment before.
The moral? You're paying too much for that venti mocha latte, Meg. Across the street is a Coffee & Tea Leaf that'll hook you up.
Scary imitation of Jack Nicholson's Joker-face.
You can almost hear her lips slappin' together from here.
