Does the sight of shoe-obsessed, cocktail-swilling, completely unbelievable New York women get you all hot and bothered? Then you'll want to get the new Sarah Jessica Parker/Carrie Bradshaw blow-up sex doll. A company called Pipedream Products has created the bizarre sex toy, which is clad in a sequined dress and holds a little martini glass in its hand that will probably rattle sadly, like a rope against a flagpole in high winds, as you mash your genitals into it while lying on the futon in your parents' finished basement. They're only $20! What a steal! After all, "Sarah Jessica Porkher" just "loves sex in her shitty" [NSFW]. How fabulous. [Post via Radar] Somewhat SFW ad for the product after the jump...